When my children are in school I’ll put little inspirational notes of encouragement in their lunchboxes like
“Real niggas do real things.”
“Don’t trust and/or love these hoes.”
“When in doubt, sing Wanna Be A Balla by Lil Troy.”
“Don’t do (hard) drugs.”
“Keep two bookbags, keep candy in the other and sell that shit at lunch.”
I am going to be the best parent.
Funny ass shit
